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Ohmyhotpockets!
My name is Vergilia Cool-Beans; I am a sophomore college student studying Political Science + Geology. I'm the annoying kid showing up at your door at 9 in the morning on Saturday asking you which political candidate you will vote for... as well as that creeper in your back yard sampling rocks. Yikes!

My Personal Goals
finish my college education
get TEFL certified
learn Korean
teach English abroad
worry some
enter adulthood with optimism

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Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared
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I Love Lucy 1951 - 1957.
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bathmonkeys:

Naruto 631
Sasuke wants to become Hokage

Kishimoto, go home. You’re drunk.

Obsessions Start Small...: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING BORN IN A COUNTRY YOU DON’T LIVE IN...

growingobsession:

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING BORN IN A COUNTRY YOU DON’T LIVE IN ANYMORE

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS?

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MOTHERFUCKIN’ CHEEZ WHIZ

IT IS THE TASTIEST THING YOU CAN EVER PUT ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS

THEY DON’T SELL IT IN SPAIN

OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN…

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

IT’S MOTHEREFFIN’ KINDER SURPRISE!

IT’S THE TASTIEST THING ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS…

STUPID AMERICAN CHILDREN ACTUALLY DECIDED TO EAT THE FLIPPIN’ TOY INSIDE! SO NOW IT’S BANNED FROM THE US.

NOW I’M LEFT WITHOUT MY CHILDHOOD FOR 13 FLIPPIN’ YEARS.

WHEN SOMEONE THINKS YOU’RE A LOCAL

whenyoureanimmigrant:

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“SO… WHERE ARE YOU FROM?”

whenyoureanimmigrant:

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WHEN YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE FROM YOUR COUNTRY

whenyoureanimmigrant:

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