My Personal Goals
finish my college education
get TEFL certified
learn Korean
teach English abroad
worry some
enter adulthood with optimism

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING BORN IN A COUNTRY YOU DON’T LIVE IN ANYMORE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS?
MOTHERFUCKIN’ CHEEZ WHIZ
IT IS THE TASTIEST THING YOU CAN EVER PUT ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
THEY DON’T SELL IT IN SPAIN
OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN…
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

IT’S MOTHEREFFIN’ KINDER SURPRISE!
IT’S THE TASTIEST THING ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS…
STUPID AMERICAN CHILDREN ACTUALLY DECIDED TO EAT THE FLIPPIN’ TOY INSIDE! SO NOW IT’S BANNED FROM THE US.
NOW I’M LEFT WITHOUT MY CHILDHOOD FOR 13 FLIPPIN’ YEARS.